Monday, April 02, 2007

Comebacks for Bad Pick-up Lines

He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He says: I think I could make you very happy.
You say: Why? Are you leaving?

He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

1 comment:

Trish said...

If only I knew these yesterday...hahaha..just kiddin'

hope all is well, i haven't fallen off the planet, just fallen into the work abyss, wedding blah blah stuff....

Talk soon!