"I believe that the moon doesn't exist. I believe that vampires are the greatest golfers and their curse is that they never get to prove it! I believe there are thirty-one letters in the white alphabet. Wait, what was the question again?"
"I haven't seen my dad in 17 years. I haven't seen my brother since I bailed him out of Disney jail."
"This mess is going to get raw like sushi so haters to the left."
"You know how much I remind myself of Grace Kelly."