Thursday, June 22, 2006

My new future husband...Jim from the Office

Okay, I've thought for the past year or so that the Office was the funniest sitcom on television, but it was never on at a convenient time for me. A few weeks ago, however, I caught a marathon of four episodes in a row and really developed a new TV obsession. And a big part of this obsession is my choice of Jim as my future husband...the actor is from Boston! I bet he's a Red Sox fan! We could go cheer for Youuuuuuuuuuuuuk and Little Papey together!!!! Check out this interview, he is so adorable: Give Me My Remote EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the Stars of The Office.

Some of my favorite quotes from recent episodes:

Michael: Tonight, the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night, and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but uh, it’s for charity, and I consider myself a great philanderer.

Michael: You are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez. (that one's for you, Bets)

Michael: AIDs is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.

Darryl: I taught Mike some uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversations, you know, stuff like, “fleece it out,” “goin’ Mach 5,” “dinkin’ flicka,” you know, things us Negroes say.

Michael: Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.

Michael: I am the skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan.
Dwight: Cool.
Captain Jack: Actually, uh, I’m the skipper. But you can be Gilligan.
Michael: No, I’d rather die.

Phyllis: Um, the Da Vinci Code.
Angela: The Da Vinci Code. I would take the Da Vinci Code. So I could burn the Da Vinci Code.
Dwight: Okay, great, that’s gonna keep you warm for like, seven seconds. Question: is there firewood on the island?
Jim: I guess?
Dwight: Then I would bring an ax, no books.
Jim: No, it has to be a book, Dwight.
Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference.
Jim: Nice. Smart.
Dwight: Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and … in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

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